A modest proposal for the “Sacred” texts of Pythonism

Herewith, I propose the following four texts should be the “Sacred” texts of Pythonism:

As our “Sacrosanct Scriptures” we should employ

The Complete Monty Pythons Flying Circus; All the Words Volume One

and

The Complete Monty Pythons Flying Circus : All the Words, Volume 2

As our hymnal during devotions we should employ

The Fairly Incomplete and Rather Badly Illustrated Monty Python Song Book

Finally, as our Catechism for the instruction of initiates into the faith we should employ

Monty Python and Philosophy: Nudge Nudge, Think Think

If no “splitter” voices are raised in one months time from the publication of these texts for consideration, these texts shall be adopted as the “Sacrosanct, and Sacred, VERY Impressive, inspired from on High, Holy Texts of Pythonism.”