Get ordained at the religion for the rest of us.

Our various ministries appeal to many worldviews and interests. But at their base, they all share the same philosophy of kindness, humility and wonder. They only differ in the vehicle used to get us there. As an ordained minister you can help others get there as well. (Help me choose)

Artism

The way of the visual artist

Bikerism

The path of spiritual motorcycling

Bitism

Bitism is the religion of the blockchain. Bitcoin is only its first modern innovation.

Bodhism

The non-metaphysical, psychological side of Buddhism

Bodism

For those who feel exercise and bodily improvement brings spiritual transcendence

Bokononism

The fanciful approach toward religion proposed by Kurt Vonnegut in Cat’s Cradle

Budism

For those who find spiritual salve in marijuana

Budoism

The way of Japanese martial arts, inspired by the code of the samurai

Creativism

The spiritual power of creativity

Cyclism

For aficionados and devotees of the bicycle

Daoism

A modern version of Taoism

Dowism

The metaphysics of investment and asset management

Dudeism

For those who see The Big Lebowski as a spiritual vehicle

Epicureanism

For followers of the Greek philosophy of Epicureanism

Eroticism

For those who find the divine in sex and the senses

Existentialism

Enlightenment through independence

Festivism

The religion surrounding Festivus, a holiday introduced on the TV show Seinfeld

Foodism

A religion which seeks spiritual insight from cooking, serving and eating

Futurism

For those who worship the future as a means to understanding the present

Gaianism

A religion that sees the world as a living, interconnected, self-regulating and supporting organism.

Galaxism

A religion inspired by Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Guitarism

The religion of guitar playing

Hedonism

For worshipers of pleasure

Hippieism

The hippie religion

Humanism

The belief that humans are essentially good and don’t require divine forces to develop

Humorism

The spiritual path of humor

Ikeaism

The way of IKEA - a metaphysics of comfort and efficiency

Informationism

The worship of information systems

ISM

The universal religion of all religions (well, some of them anyway)

Jazzism

The view that the world is made up of jazz, and that jazz music is just a reflection of it

Jediism

A creed for fans of the Jedi religion of Star Wars

Kungfucionism

A mix of Confucianism and Kung Fu

Loveism

The religion of love

Motorism

The religion for fans of motorized vehicles

Musism

The religion of music

Naturalism

For those who find spirituality in nature

Nomadism

The religion for global citizens

Nudism

For believers in the power of nudity

Pythonism

The comical but profound worldview set forth by Monty Python

Rhythmism

A religion for drummers and the rhythms all around us

Rockism

The spiritual practice of following rock music

Saganism

For those who think Carl Sagan is a saint for merging science and humanism

Scientism

For worshippers of science as a way of life

Stoicism

For followers of the Greek Philosophy of Stoicism

Surfism

The religion of surfing

Tattooism

For people who get spiritual inspiration from body art

Toeism

A religion for Atheists (TOE= Theory of Everything)

Vulcanism

The logic-based religion of Spock in Star Trek

Yogism

A religion for practitioners of yoga

Alternatively, rather than follow a sub-ISM, one can merely follow ISM itself.

You can get ordained immediately, for free, at any one of our ministries right away.

ISM is a religious organization for the liberation of religion: We believe that religion doesn’t have to be supernatural, and that it doesn’t need to be so serious. In the broadest sense, the word “religion” can just mean “a system to help make sense of the world.”